So this blonde girl comes home from work and hears grunting coming from the bedroom door....?
She sees her husband laying there naked. She asks whats going on, im having a heart attack . So she runs to the livng room and starts to dial 911 when her son interrupts her. Mommy, mommy, aunt becky is naked in the closet!!!! So she runs upstairs and opens the closet door. Sure enough she was hiding in there naked. The woman pissed off yells at her sister. You bitch, my husband is having a heart attack and your here running around naked scaring the kids!!!
lol way to funny 10/10 plus a star
Behind The Bedroom Door Ep.1
Disciplining Kids The Best Way
New Guide reveals why your child misbehaves and teaches you how to stop your child's defiant out of control behavior - GUARANTEED
Child discipline can be easy. The secret is to be consistent in what you do. Nothing works unless you do it properly. It's like if you are trying to grow a vegetable garden. There are instructions to follow: first you need to look after the soil. Then you need to plant the right seeds. But if you left it at that you wouldn't see the results. After you have planted the seeds you must water the garden regularly. Eventually if you do not give up you will reap a harvest. That's just the way things are.
I hate gardening but one day I decided that I would grow a fruit tree. Big mistake. I bought this grapefruit tree from a nursery and planted it in the ground. And I waited... Once every couple of months I would put some water on it if I remembered. That was it. I watched this pathetic looking tree for seven years before I decided to get rid of it.
Did I look after it properly? No. Did I expect it to grow? Well I was kind of hoping that it would produce fruit but it never did. It didn't give me results because I didn't give it the right input. Trees grow if they are nurtured in the right way and I failed my tree so it didn't produce for me.
Here are some practical things we can do to help with discipline:
Firstly have a family meeting once a week. That gives kids a chance to share their problems. And when kids feel heard there are fewer discipline issues. At this meeting let each child talk about whatever they want for two or three minutes. Make the other children listen. This is important.
Secondly create a list of expectations for the kids. This way they know in advance exactly what is expected of them. When kids know what is required of them they are much more likely to abide by the rules. Make a list of expectations along with positive and negative consequences. Even pin the list up on a noticeboard for the kids to see everyday.
Thirdly if something doesn't work scrap it and try something else. Don't be afraid to admit if something isn't working like you thought it would. And don't be afraid to say to your kids 'I have no idea what to do about this'. It is great to brain storm with kids about what to do in certain situations. It helps to build self esteem. Parents don't have to have all the answers; they just need to be willing to learn and say sorry when they make a mistake just like kids do.
Lastly match the consequence with the crime as much as possible. If the child slams the bedroom door the door might get removed from its hinges for a couple of days until the child learns respect for property. And always give a child the chance to lessen a consequence for good behavior. After all even criminals get time off for good behavior. We need to model how the real world works so be prepared to be lenient whenever necessary.
Following these strategies will help your children to be more aware of what is expected of them. It will give them a greater sense that you are trying to understand their point of view and child discipline will become easier for both you and your kids.
